Posts by Smoldering Wick

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Who's HOTTER...Ricky Nelson or LB????
by Smoldering Wick in
1. jw
2. friends
my vote's for lb!!!

lol .

"god is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Smoldering Wick

My vote's for LB!!! LOL

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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What's the real reason for the Flame wars????
by tyydyy in
1. jw
2. friends
some conversations in chat
Smoldering Wick

Please forgive me for posting this ladies!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
PMS
This older couple was sitting around their apartment; she was clipping coupons while he was reading the bible.
The old man said to his wife, "You know honey, everything you ever wanted to know about life is in here."
She returned, "Well, maybe not EVERYTHING, dear."
He replied back, "Sure, just name one thing I can't find in here."
She said, "PMS-you won't find anything about it in there."
He began flipping through the pages, going from one chapter to another, pausing for a few seconds only before going on to the next page. After about 10 minutes, he looked up at his wife and said, "Aha! Here it is, I told you everything was in here."
Then he proceeded to begin reading the script "... and Mary rode Joseph's ass..."
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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XJW National Lottery Syndicate . . let's have FUN!
by nicolaou in
1. jw
2. friends
here are my two tickets for tonight's draw, and here's my promise - if i scoop the jackpot, i'll share it with everyone who replies to this post before 7.30pm gmt!!.

for clarity, the numbers are;.

6 - 7 - 12 - 14 - 19 - 37. okay, so the odds are seven million to one but hey, it's about time we had a bit of a laugh.......and you never know!.
Smoldering Wick

Awake! 91 5/8 9 - But is winning the lottery really a hope? It's much more an illusion, a mirage, an improbable dream. Certainly a conscientious Christian will not waste his time and resources in the vain pursuit of gambling wealth.

Awake! 81 11/22 27 - Admittedly, lotteries bring financial benefits to a scattered few. But to the vast majority who play them, the results are detrimental. Loss of incentive, impoverishment, enslavement to a vice and quarrels are but a few of these. Read in the Bible what can happen to those who 'set in order a table for the god of Good Luck.' They "go hungry," "go thirsty," "will suffer shame" and "will howl because of sheer breakdown of spirit."-Isa. 65:11-14.
Loss of incentive, impoverishment, enslavement to a vice & quarrels...I'll go hungry, thirsty, suffer shame and howl???
OK I'M GAME!!
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Looking for name suggestions.
by Tammie in
1. social
2. family
i finally surprised my husband by getting him two parakeets.

now i am trying to figgure out what to name them.

when it comes to giving names that is something he does not want to do.
Smoldering Wick

lol @ pork & beans, snap & crackle and ping & pong
whatabout Jay & Dub (ya)
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Looking for name suggestions.
by Tammie in
1. social
2. family
i finally surprised my husband by getting him two parakeets.

now i am trying to figgure out what to name them.

when it comes to giving names that is something he does not want to do.
Smoldering Wick

Frick & Frack
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Favorite movie line?
by gilwarrior in
1. social
2. entertainment
what is your favorite movie line?

please mention the movie line and why it is the best.. my favorite movie line:.

"ever since i was a kid...i always wanted to be a gangster.".
Smoldering Wick

Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)
The Jerk: And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, (he pushes all of the letters off the desk), and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this (he picks up an ashtray) and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game (picks it up), the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - (sees something) I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing except my dog. (Shithead, the dog, growls) Well I don't need my dog.
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Farkel - you can believe this CARP!
by Nathan Natas in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
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i dunno, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Smoldering Wick

What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp
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Where Would You Live If You Could???
by LB in
1. jw
2. friends
i have been many places.

a few years ago i left california to move to oregon so life could slow down a bit.

it has and i love it here.
Smoldering Wick

I'd live here...no, wait...I do live here!
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Post your pet pictures
by butalbee in
1. jw
2. friends
okay, this is my cat, she is an african serval, and a lot of cat to handle.. fred: eat your heart out!

!.
Smoldering Wick

My little Monkey
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Farkel - you can believe this CARP!
by Nathan Natas in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
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i dunno, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Smoldering Wick

Me fish long time.
Carp-e' Diem